does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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