So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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