Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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