and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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