Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So here I am, sexting at work.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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