you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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