I hate all girls vehemently.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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