I think my vagina is haunted
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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