She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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