thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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