Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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