He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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