talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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