Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
