considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I have post one night stand depression
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