How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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