I cockslap morals
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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