I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I love you. Go after that dick
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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