Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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