Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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