420 ftw
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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