Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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