let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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