Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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