their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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