what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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