Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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