So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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