i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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