I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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