i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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