My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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