No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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