I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize