whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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