No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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