He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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