Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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