Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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