how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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