I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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