I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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