can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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