they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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