Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
