Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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