In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Found the puke drawer
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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