Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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