whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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