he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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