His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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